Showing posts with label jerseys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jerseys. Show all posts

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Allen Iverson Jersey

Item: Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $12.50

Title: Vintage Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey 44 MINT
Description: A famous man once said, "You can't go home again". I dunno who it was and I had to burn all my encyclopedias for firewood this morning, so I guess I'll never know. But you know what I do know? That guy was wrong, and probably really, really old. He never even saw AI play for the Sixers, and now he'll never see AI play for them again. What a jerk. How 'bout you prove that old guy wrong by cheering on Allen Iverson. Oh, and by buying this amazing Allen Iverson Champion jersey from me for a bunch of money. Can't forget that part!

The jersey is a size 44. It measures 19.5" pit-to-pit and 28" from the back of the collar to the bottom. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition with no stains, rips or tears! Thanks for looking!

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Shaquille O'Neal Jersey

Item: Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey 48 SHAQ
Description: Shaq. We all know him, we all love him. In fact, I just read yesterday in "Beloved Peoples Quarterly" Magazine that Shaq has now moved up into #3 on the magazine's "most beloved people of all-time" list, passing Thomas Aquinas and inching closer to Mr. T. Ol' Tommy may have given us his Four Virtues, but he never dunked over Yao Ming and probably never wrote borderline homophobic rap lyrics. So suck it, Aquinas! Stick it to that Saintly man and buy this vintage Shaq Orlando Magic jersey for a boat load of money!

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Vince Carter Jersey

Item: Vince Carter New Jersey Nets Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Vintage Vince Carter New Jersey Nets 40 S M 75
Description: Man, I sure picked a bad time to sell this awesome Vince Carter jersey. I mean, what New Jersey Nets fan would want this jersey now that Air Canada has left New Jersey for Orlando? Is the fact that it's a Nets jersey not enough? God, you Nets fans can be so fickle.
But wait: what about Magic fans? Yeah! That's who'd want this! Magic fans are true fans. They don't care that it says another team on the front, they just love their players. They even love them enough to buy this jersey for millions! Way to go, Magic fans! You've saved my farm!

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Kerry Collins Jersey

Item: Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Vintage Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey 40 S M 75
Description: Can you believe it? Kerry Collins is still playing. I mean, he just signed a pretty big deal with the Titans, after leading them to a first round bye last year. So, if you're a Titans fan, you've got to like Kerry. Well, maybe not, because he has been awful this year and now isn't even playing anymore. Actually, if you're a Titans fan, you probably hate Kerry. Whatever, why not buy and wear this awesome New York Giants 75th Anniversary Kerry Collins jersey anyway? I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Um, if you're a Giants fan, replace all that stuff I just wrote with beautiful reminiscence about his stellar few years with the team. And then massively overpay for this jersey.

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Keyshawn Johnson Jersey

Item: Keyshawn Johnson Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Vintage Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets Jersey 52 XL
Description: Are you down on hard times? No money in your bank account? No job? Have your jersey-buying ways plunged you deep into a debt you'll never recover from, even if you live 4,000 years? I've got the solution: buy this Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets 1996 or 1997 jersey from me. This solution only works, however, if you spend way too much on it. Am I saying this jersey will solve everything, and soon you'll be driving huge mansions and eating caviar-stuffed yachts? Yes, I am saying just that, dude. So open up that wallet and go for it.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Kevin Garnett Replica Jersey

Item: Kevin Garnett Jersey
Bought for: $1
Sold for: $2.99

Title: Vintage Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves jersey YXL
Description: One of the first things you'll notice about this jersey, amongst your observations that this is awesome, features the old T-Wolves jersey, and is from KG's rookie year of 1995-96, is that weird brown stain on it. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe a witch doctor put it there. I dunno if it'll come out, and I can't try because my washer and dryer don't work because they had a spell put on them by a witch doctor. What's that, you say? Yours work? And you just bought some OxiClean in a loving tribute to the wonderfully genial Billy Mays*? And you can't wait to try it on a tough stain? Awesome! Then buy this jersey for a bunch of money!
*You are greatly missed, Mr. Mays. You were a lot of fun on "Pitchmen", especially the episode with the grass greener product when you were rolling around.

The jersey is a Youth Extra Large (18-20). It is made by Champion. This is in great condition aside from the stain. Thanks for looking!

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Danny Kanell Replica Jersey

Item: Danny Kanell Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Vintage Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey YL S #13
Description: Ever notice how some auctions try to get your attention and patronage by cheaply appealing to your memories? They'll often start with something like, "Hey, remember so-and-so? Well, I've got a so-and-so jersey. Remember when he lead that team he played for to the NFC Wild Card Playoff berth in 1997? And how he played for like Florida State and set a school record for TD passes and then went on to play for the Atlanta Falcons (1999-2000), the Arena League's New York Dragons (2002) and then finished his career with the Denver Broncos (2003-2004)?" And then they'll probably mention that he almost played baseball or something. Totally bush league tactics like that.
I don't cotton to that kind of chicanery. But I am selling a Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey. The specifications and pictures are listed below.

The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Starter. This is in excellent condition. Thanks for looking!

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey

Item: Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $45.50

Title: Authentic Barry Sanders Detroit Lions Jersey Reebok 52
Description: Boy oh boy, do I have the auction for you. As soon as word got out that I was selling this amazing authentic Reebok Barry Sanders jersey from the mid- or even early-1990s, I was besieged with offers of diamonds, enchanted amulets, and even the power of telepathy. But "NO!", I said, "I must offer this jersey on eBay to the highest bidder! It is my sworn duty as an American!" So please, bid high, because I could be typing this with my mind if I'd succumbed to the massive in-person offers for this jersey. I am doing this all for you.

The jersey is an Extra Large 52 and everything, and I do mean everything, is stitched on. It is made by Reebok and is 100% authentic. This is NO knockoff. This is in great condition. Thanks for looking!

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Herschel Walker (?) Replica Jersey

Item: Herschel Walker (?) Replica Jersey
Bought for: $3
Sold for: $4.99

Title: Dallas Cowboys Jersey #34 Herschel Walker Tommie Agee S
Description: I'm not gonna lie: I don't like the Dallas Cowboys, so I'm not too sure who this jersey is. It's #34, which makes me think "Herschel Walker", but he stopped playing for them in 1989, so that leaves. . .Tommie Agee? There's no way this is a Tommie Agee jersey. Did they even make those? I'm gonna say this is a Herschel Walker jersey. This is a youth large, so if you're small, or want to clothe your child, or want to get out of your Dallas Cowboys-loving girlfriend's doghouse, this jersey is the thing for you!

The jersey is a Youth Large. The pit-to-pit measurement is 17". It is made by NFL/MacGregor. This is in excellent unworn condition. Thanks for looking!

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Chauncey Billups Replica Jersey

Item: Chauncey Billups Replica Jersey
Bought for: $3
Sold for: $16

Title: Vintage Chauncey Billups Toronto Raptors jersey YL cool
Description: Do you remember when Chauncey Billups played for the Toronto Raptors? I sure don't, but Wikipedia says that indeed he did, for 29 games during his rookie campaign, the 1997-1998 season. So basically, he was on the team for like two months, 12 years ago. Wow! That's gotta make this thing worth like forty dollars, or maybe even ten thousand. I dunno, it's up to you to figure out how many millions this jersey is worth!

The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Champion and is in great condition! Thanks for looking!

Lamar Odom Authentic Jersey

Item: Lamar Odom Authentic Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $70

Title: Authentic Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey XXL 52
Description: You asked for it, you got it: an amazing Authentic Lamar Odom jersey. Everything you see is stitched on. If you thought you looked svelte in your Sarunas Marciulionis throwback jersey, just wait until you throw this bad boy on to go get the mail. Plus, it's a Clippers jersey, and you know how popular they are. Like, really popular and junk.

The jersey is a XXL and 52. It is made by Champion. This is in perfect condition! Thanks for looking!

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Authentic Mike Piazza Jersey

Item: Authentic Mike Piazza Jersey
Bought for: ~$3 (bought several years ago)
Sold for: $15.01

Title: Authentic Mike Piazza New York Mets Majestic Jersey
Description: The Mets are missing Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, Carlos Delgado, John Maine, J.J. Putz, Oliver Perez, and Billy Wagner. The Brewers dropped them to below .500 tonight. They struggle to score runs with guys like Alex Cora and the not-yet-ready Fernando Martinez playing everyday. Bobby Parnell can't seem to go an inning without allowing like 4 baserunners because he throws the flattest fastball in the game. Even K-Rod is giving up bases loaded walks to Mariano Rivera. What's a Mets fan to do? Well, I dunno. I've been sitting in the dark, wearing a Doc Gooden jersey, and trying to remember the good times. Why don't you join me? Here, take this awesome Authentic Diamond Collection Mike Piazza jersey and let's sit together and reminisce. Also: pay me a bunch of money for it.

The jersey is a Large. Everything here is stitched on. This is the real deal, here, people. It is 100% polyester, and made by Majestic. This is in excellent, unworn condition! Thanks for looking!

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Shaq Replica Jersey

Item: Shaq Replica Los Angeles Lakers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $6.91

Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal SHAQ LA Lakers jersey 44 Los
Description: I know what you're thinking: "There are literally 10 million of this exact jersey up for sale on eBay. What makes this one so special?". I have the answer: well, um, nothing. Except that I am the great great great grandcousin 25 times removed of American Party nominee James Walker Alexander, who finished in dead last in the 1876 US Presidential election, with an astoundingly low 459 votes in the entire country. So, as you're explaining to your relatives why you paid so much for this jersey, break off that little nugget of info and watch as their jealous jaws drop to the floor.

The jersey is a Size 44, which is pretty much the equivalent of a Medium. It is made by Champion and is in good condition! Thanks for looking!

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Monday, July 6, 2009

Lamar Odom Replica Jersey

Item: Lamar Odom Replica Los Angeles Clippers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $10.50

Title: Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers Jersey Champion 40 M
Description: So there I was: at the top of Mount Olympus; the Throne of Zeus. I'd been traveling for days, just trying to see the Thunder God to see if he could give me something to protect this year's harvest from global warming. After some time in the thin air, I came upon an enormous tabernacle that appeared to be constructed with clouds. I slowly pushed open the golden cloud doors, and there, on a throne, was Mr. God of the Sky himself, Zeus. After explaining my situation, he handed me a gilded box and said, in a booming yet soothing voice, "Go forth, ye, with this beautiful Lamar Odom Los Angeles Clippers jersey, spun with the finest threads in the land. It will watch over ye and ye's crops. And also, global warming is a myth, much like me." I'm not sure if he's really done his research, but I'll be darned if I didn't have the biggest tomatoes at this year's "Really Big Tomatoes Festival".

The jersey is a Medium and a size 40. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition! Thanks for looking!

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Paul Pierce Replica Jersey

Item: Paul Pierce Replica Boston Celtics Jersey
Bought for: free
Sold for: $5.50

Title: Vintage Paul Pierce Jersey Boston Celtics M Medium
Description: Word on the street is that you need a new Paul Pierce jersey. Well, just call me your "supplier". That's right, this jersey has special powers. Calm down, I'm gonna tell you what they are. First thing it can do is make you fly, and I don't say that to mean "run real fast". Don this jersey and your skin will turn to feathers and you will literally be able to take off. Envy the taxonomic class Aves no more with this jersey. But wait, there's more: this jersey can give you the mythical sense of double-taste. Ever wanted to taste your food twice? Yeah, I thought so.

This jersey is a Men's Medium. It is made by Reebok. This is in excellent condition!

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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Authentic 1993 (or 1989 or 1990 or 1991) NHL All-Star Jersey Wales Conference CCM

Item: Authentic 1993 NHL Wales Conference All-Star Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $46.99

Title: Authentic 1993 (or 1989 or 1990 or 1991) NHL All-Star Jersey Wales Conference CCM

Description
: Do you love hockey? Are you indecisive about who your favorite team is? Do you care if there are small paint stains on the end of your right sleeve? Did you used to hate the Campbell Conference? If you answered yes, yes, no, and yes, then this is the perfect auction for you! Relive the 16-6 spanking the Wales Conference handed to their lesser-talented NHL counterparts on February 6, 1993*, by buying this jersey from me for loads of money.
*source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/44th_National_Hockey_League_All-Star_Game

As mentioned above, there are some paint stains on the right sleeve, as seen below. I imagine you could get them out by picking them off, but I haven't tried because I don't want to ruin the jersey. The jersey is a Men's Large and it is made by CCM. The NHL patch is sewn-on. The back is completely blank, and you could easily have this jersey customized at any number of sites on the internet.

Edits: It has been pointed out to me by an intrepid eBay user that this jersey is actually from the 1990 All-Star game. After doing some research (check out this guy's pictures: here), it apparently could be from either the 1989, 1990, 1991 or 1993. All-Star games. I have no idea which, so I guess it's up to you to decide. Perhaps you could just tell your friends that you own all four and just wear this one every day.

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