"But no one waved in the arc lamp's feeble glow for any punk's returning.
No one stood waiting under any arc lamp for any lost sparrow at all."
-The Man with the Golden Arm
"Someone--could it still be that steerer?--cried out in sleep on the other side of the wall--bringing him, out of the wisdom of some ancestral dream, news of salvation to policeman and prisoners, dealers and steerers and captains, blind men and hustling girls, cripples and priestlike coneroos alike.
To the hunter as well as the hunted.
Record Head wept.
Crocodile tears: he belonged to no man at all."
-The Man with the Golden Arm
"Because I understood, a long time ago, so long ago I can't remember where or how I first found it out, that it's all a crazy sort of joke on us all; that there isn't any true meaning to anything that won't be untrue in half an hour, and if you can live through it you're doing fine. If you can live through it, and have a few of the good things on the way--music, a girl, a sense of work that you like, then you're as lucky as possible. I think that, once you get rid of the notion that the world is going to hell unless you keep it from going there personally, you're better off. It frees you to do and say what you think, to talk back and not fall for the hundred myths with which we're deluged every day, and not to expect too much. After all, it's only your life."
-Letter to Joe Haas
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Reviews - Before and After - Explanation
If you've somehow come across this blog and have read some of my other posts, you may have noticed that I am probably adequate enough when it comes to snark, sarcasm, or any of the other mockery traits that are abound in internet writing. Sure, I can complain about and pick apart things I don't like, but can I write about things that I do like, and can I do it in a way that is interesting? I don't think I can. This section of the blog is me trying to.
For me, writing about music or movies or television or just plain things I like is hard. First, it's really hard for me to not sound pretentious or authoritative. Second, I lack the expertise to really explain what it is that I like about something (I have no formal or even informal training and I've never really tried). So I'm going to try to remedy that first point by being self-aware, and hopefully remedy the second point by doing "Before and After" reviews. Basically, I will review each thing twice. For the "before" part, I will review the movie/music just after watching/listening to it, but also before (get it?) I have read anything about the music/movie or watched any special features or any explanations or blahblahyougettheidea.
Now I'll over-explain the "after" part: Later on, I will write a second review of the thing being reviewed (there's got to be a way to write that shorter; "thing being reviewed" seems kinda clunky). That's right, I'll do this after (note how seamless this all is) I've checked around to see what the experts or the artists themselves have to say about it. I'm going to assume the "after" part will be longer, as I seem to miss things easily or don't view them with the right things in mind or whatever.
Anyway, so that's kinda it: a blank-slate review and synopsis from a novice perspective followed by an attempt at a more accurate and informed review. Just like the rest of this blog and including this post, this will no doubt be boring to anyone who isn't me. But: why not?
For me, writing about music or movies or television or just plain things I like is hard. First, it's really hard for me to not sound pretentious or authoritative. Second, I lack the expertise to really explain what it is that I like about something (I have no formal or even informal training and I've never really tried). So I'm going to try to remedy that first point by being self-aware, and hopefully remedy the second point by doing "Before and After" reviews. Basically, I will review each thing twice. For the "before" part, I will review the movie/music just after watching/listening to it, but also before (get it?) I have read anything about the music/movie or watched any special features or any explanations or blahblahyougettheidea.
Now I'll over-explain the "after" part: Later on, I will write a second review of the thing being reviewed (there's got to be a way to write that shorter; "thing being reviewed" seems kinda clunky). That's right, I'll do this after (note how seamless this all is) I've checked around to see what the experts or the artists themselves have to say about it. I'm going to assume the "after" part will be longer, as I seem to miss things easily or don't view them with the right things in mind or whatever.
Anyway, so that's kinda it: a blank-slate review and synopsis from a novice perspective followed by an attempt at a more accurate and informed review. Just like the rest of this blog and including this post, this will no doubt be boring to anyone who isn't me. But: why not?
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Bouncing Souls/Anti-Flag Split CD
Item: Bouncing Souls/Anti-Flag Split CD
Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $0.99
Title: Bouncing Souls Anti-Flag BYO Split CD Great! 2002
Description: Up on the chopping block right now is the Bouncing Souls and Anti-Flag Volume IV Split CD, as part of BYO's Split Series. There's six songs by each band. Not sure if any of them are good, because I stopped listening to this nonsense like 5 years ago, but there's a Buzzcocks cover, and the Buzzcocks are cool. They had those three great albums in the late 70s, then broke up for a while, and then got back together. Wikipedia says they're still a band and that veterans Pete Shelley and Steve Diggle are still in the band. I thought it was kinda cool when their song was used in that car commercial a few years back. And "Singles Going Steady"? Man, that's a good compilation. Yep, the Buzzcocks are cool. . .wait. . .um, I kinda lost where I was going with this. Uh, buy this CD or something.
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Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $0.99
Title: Bouncing Souls Anti-Flag BYO Split CD Great! 2002
Description: Up on the chopping block right now is the Bouncing Souls and Anti-Flag Volume IV Split CD, as part of BYO's Split Series. There's six songs by each band. Not sure if any of them are good, because I stopped listening to this nonsense like 5 years ago, but there's a Buzzcocks cover, and the Buzzcocks are cool. They had those three great albums in the late 70s, then broke up for a while, and then got back together. Wikipedia says they're still a band and that veterans Pete Shelley and Steve Diggle are still in the band. I thought it was kinda cool when their song was used in that car commercial a few years back. And "Singles Going Steady"? Man, that's a good compilation. Yep, the Buzzcocks are cool. . .wait. . .um, I kinda lost where I was going with this. Uh, buy this CD or something.
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Miles Davis CD "Kind of Blue"
Item: Miles Davis CD "Kind of Blue"
Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $1.04
Title: Miles Davis - Kind of Blue CD GREAT Jazz Legend
Description: Miles Davis. The man is a jazz legend. I mean, what can you say about this man? Well, it turns out I know nothing about him other than his name and that I should refer to him as a "Jazz Legend". So, I can't say anything. Except this: I am selling his CD, "Kind of Blue". I hope that's just a title and that he wasn't actually sad when he made it. Was he depressed a lot? I'll use my expansive Miles Davis knowledge to say, definitively, yes he was.
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Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $1.04
Title: Miles Davis - Kind of Blue CD GREAT Jazz Legend
Description: Miles Davis. The man is a jazz legend. I mean, what can you say about this man? Well, it turns out I know nothing about him other than his name and that I should refer to him as a "Jazz Legend". So, I can't say anything. Except this: I am selling his CD, "Kind of Blue". I hope that's just a title and that he wasn't actually sad when he made it. Was he depressed a lot? I'll use my expansive Miles Davis knowledge to say, definitively, yes he was.
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Two (2) Bloodhound Gang CDs
Item: Two (2) Bloodhound Gang CDs
Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $0.99
Title: Two (2) Bloodhound Gang CDs Hooray for Boobies and One Fierce Beer Coaster, Two for the price of one!
Description: Here we have the best of all worlds: two kinda scratched but playable CDs of the very popular band The Bloodhound Gang: "Hooray for Boobies" and "One Fierce Beer Coaster". These guys are really hot right now and I can only see them going further. Mark my words, these guys are the next Beatles. There's no way they'll fade into obscurity and irrelevance. It's the year 2000, right?
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Bought for: N/A
Sold for: $0.99
Title: Two (2) Bloodhound Gang CDs Hooray for Boobies and One Fierce Beer Coaster, Two for the price of one!
Description: Here we have the best of all worlds: two kinda scratched but playable CDs of the very popular band The Bloodhound Gang: "Hooray for Boobies" and "One Fierce Beer Coaster". These guys are really hot right now and I can only see them going further. Mark my words, these guys are the next Beatles. There's no way they'll fade into obscurity and irrelevance. It's the year 2000, right?
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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Allen Iverson Jersey
Item: Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $12.50
Title: Vintage Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey 44 MINT
Description: A famous man once said, "You can't go home again". I dunno who it was and I had to burn all my encyclopedias for firewood this morning, so I guess I'll never know. But you know what I do know? That guy was wrong, and probably really, really old. He never even saw AI play for the Sixers, and now he'll never see AI play for them again. What a jerk. How 'bout you prove that old guy wrong by cheering on Allen Iverson. Oh, and by buying this amazing Allen Iverson Champion jersey from me for a bunch of money. Can't forget that part!
The jersey is a size 44. It measures 19.5" pit-to-pit and 28" from the back of the collar to the bottom. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition with no stains, rips or tears! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $12.50
Title: Vintage Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers Jersey 44 MINT
Description: A famous man once said, "You can't go home again". I dunno who it was and I had to burn all my encyclopedias for firewood this morning, so I guess I'll never know. But you know what I do know? That guy was wrong, and probably really, really old. He never even saw AI play for the Sixers, and now he'll never see AI play for them again. What a jerk. How 'bout you prove that old guy wrong by cheering on Allen Iverson. Oh, and by buying this amazing Allen Iverson Champion jersey from me for a bunch of money. Can't forget that part!
The jersey is a size 44. It measures 19.5" pit-to-pit and 28" from the back of the collar to the bottom. It is made by Champion. This is in excellent condition with no stains, rips or tears! Thanks for looking!
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Shaquille O'Neal Jersey
Item: Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey 48 SHAQ
Description: Shaq. We all know him, we all love him. In fact, I just read yesterday in "Beloved Peoples Quarterly" Magazine that Shaq has now moved up into #3 on the magazine's "most beloved people of all-time" list, passing Thomas Aquinas and inching closer to Mr. T. Ol' Tommy may have given us his Four Virtues, but he never dunked over Yao Ming and probably never wrote borderline homophobic rap lyrics. So suck it, Aquinas! Stick it to that Saintly man and buy this vintage Shaq Orlando Magic jersey for a boat load of money!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Shaquille O'Neal Orlando Magic Jersey 48 SHAQ
Description: Shaq. We all know him, we all love him. In fact, I just read yesterday in "Beloved Peoples Quarterly" Magazine that Shaq has now moved up into #3 on the magazine's "most beloved people of all-time" list, passing Thomas Aquinas and inching closer to Mr. T. Ol' Tommy may have given us his Four Virtues, but he never dunked over Yao Ming and probably never wrote borderline homophobic rap lyrics. So suck it, Aquinas! Stick it to that Saintly man and buy this vintage Shaq Orlando Magic jersey for a boat load of money!
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Vince Carter Jersey
Item: Vince Carter New Jersey Nets Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Vince Carter New Jersey Nets 40 S M 75
Description: Man, I sure picked a bad time to sell this awesome Vince Carter jersey. I mean, what New Jersey Nets fan would want this jersey now that Air Canada has left New Jersey for Orlando? Is the fact that it's a Nets jersey not enough? God, you Nets fans can be so fickle.
But wait: what about Magic fans? Yeah! That's who'd want this! Magic fans are true fans. They don't care that it says another team on the front, they just love their players. They even love them enough to buy this jersey for millions! Way to go, Magic fans! You've saved my farm!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Vince Carter New Jersey Nets 40 S M 75
Description: Man, I sure picked a bad time to sell this awesome Vince Carter jersey. I mean, what New Jersey Nets fan would want this jersey now that Air Canada has left New Jersey for Orlando? Is the fact that it's a Nets jersey not enough? God, you Nets fans can be so fickle.
But wait: what about Magic fans? Yeah! That's who'd want this! Magic fans are true fans. They don't care that it says another team on the front, they just love their players. They even love them enough to buy this jersey for millions! Way to go, Magic fans! You've saved my farm!
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Kerry Collins Jersey
Item: Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey 40 S M 75
Description: Can you believe it? Kerry Collins is still playing. I mean, he just signed a pretty big deal with the Titans, after leading them to a first round bye last year. So, if you're a Titans fan, you've got to like Kerry. Well, maybe not, because he has been awful this year and now isn't even playing anymore. Actually, if you're a Titans fan, you probably hate Kerry. Whatever, why not buy and wear this awesome New York Giants 75th Anniversary Kerry Collins jersey anyway? I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Um, if you're a Giants fan, replace all that stuff I just wrote with beautiful reminiscence about his stellar few years with the team. And then massively overpay for this jersey.
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Kerry Collins New York Giants Jersey 40 S M 75
Description: Can you believe it? Kerry Collins is still playing. I mean, he just signed a pretty big deal with the Titans, after leading them to a first round bye last year. So, if you're a Titans fan, you've got to like Kerry. Well, maybe not, because he has been awful this year and now isn't even playing anymore. Actually, if you're a Titans fan, you probably hate Kerry. Whatever, why not buy and wear this awesome New York Giants 75th Anniversary Kerry Collins jersey anyway? I mean, it makes perfect sense.
Um, if you're a Giants fan, replace all that stuff I just wrote with beautiful reminiscence about his stellar few years with the team. And then massively overpay for this jersey.
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Keyshawn Johnson Jersey
Item: Keyshawn Johnson Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets Jersey 52 XL
Description: Are you down on hard times? No money in your bank account? No job? Have your jersey-buying ways plunged you deep into a debt you'll never recover from, even if you live 4,000 years? I've got the solution: buy this Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets 1996 or 1997 jersey from me. This solution only works, however, if you spend way too much on it. Am I saying this jersey will solve everything, and soon you'll be driving huge mansions and eating caviar-stuffed yachts? Yes, I am saying just that, dude. So open up that wallet and go for it.
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets Jersey 52 XL
Description: Are you down on hard times? No money in your bank account? No job? Have your jersey-buying ways plunged you deep into a debt you'll never recover from, even if you live 4,000 years? I've got the solution: buy this Keyshawn Johnson New York Jets 1996 or 1997 jersey from me. This solution only works, however, if you spend way too much on it. Am I saying this jersey will solve everything, and soon you'll be driving huge mansions and eating caviar-stuffed yachts? Yes, I am saying just that, dude. So open up that wallet and go for it.
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Killzone 2 Playstation 3 game
Item: Killzone 2 Playstation 3 game
Bought for: n/a, selling for a friend
Sold for: $32.55
Title: Killzone 2 Playstation 3 game MINT PS3 blu-ray Online
Description: Up for auction here is the Playstation 3 game Killzone 2. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the game, the box, and the instructions. I've never even heard of Killzone 1, but if there's one thing I know about all forms of media, it's that a sequel means excellence, both in the original and the sequel. So buckle the eff up, because this game is twice as good as Killzone 1 and two-thirds as good as Killzone 3 (if it exists yet).
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Bought for: n/a, selling for a friend
Sold for: $32.55
Title: Killzone 2 Playstation 3 game MINT PS3 blu-ray Online
Description: Up for auction here is the Playstation 3 game Killzone 2. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the game, the box, and the instructions. I've never even heard of Killzone 1, but if there's one thing I know about all forms of media, it's that a sequel means excellence, both in the original and the sequel. So buckle the eff up, because this game is twice as good as Killzone 1 and two-thirds as good as Killzone 3 (if it exists yet).
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XBox 360 Game Mass Effect
Item: XBox 360 Game 'Mass Effect'
Bought for: n/a, selling for friend
Sold for: $19
Title: Mass Effect Xbox 360 game MINT w/ Bonus Disc! X-Box
Description: Up for auction here is the XBOX 360 game Mass Effect. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the box, the instructions, and a disc of bonus content. I dunno anything about this game, but there's spaceships and aliens and robots and maybe even cyborgs on the cover of it, so it's probably pretty gnarly.
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Bought for: n/a, selling for friend
Sold for: $19
Title: Mass Effect Xbox 360 game MINT w/ Bonus Disc! X-Box
Description: Up for auction here is the XBOX 360 game Mass Effect. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the box, the instructions, and a disc of bonus content. I dunno anything about this game, but there's spaceships and aliens and robots and maybe even cyborgs on the cover of it, so it's probably pretty gnarly.
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Borderlands Playstation 3 game
Item: Platstaion 3 Game 'Borderlands'
Bought for: n/a, selling for a friend
Sold for: $47
Title: Borderlands Playstation 3 game MINT PS3 blu-ray
Description: Up for auction here is the Playstation 3 game Borderlands. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the game, the box, and the instructions. The cover has a dude in fingerless gloves blowing his brains out with his own fingers. Plus, his blood and brains are made of murals depicting riots and stuff. Awesome! The back says it's a "Role-Playing Shooter". Radical! There's a co-op mode. Tubular! There's "bazillions of guns". Fantaglismic!
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Bought for: n/a, selling for a friend
Sold for: $47
Title: Borderlands Playstation 3 game MINT PS3 blu-ray
Description: Up for auction here is the Playstation 3 game Borderlands. The game is in excellent condition and plays great. It comes with the game, the box, and the instructions. The cover has a dude in fingerless gloves blowing his brains out with his own fingers. Plus, his blood and brains are made of murals depicting riots and stuff. Awesome! The back says it's a "Role-Playing Shooter". Radical! There's a co-op mode. Tubular! There's "bazillions of guns". Fantaglismic!
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Vintage 80s Wellsboro, Pennsylvania Shirt
Item: Vintage 80s Wellsboro, Pennsylvania Shirt
Bought for: $1
Sold for: $5
Title: Vintage 80s Yes There Is Wellsboro Pennsylvania shirt
Description: Well, is there a Wellsboro, PA? The answer, given definitively by this shirt, is a resounding, "YES!" Should we know something about this curious city? Once again, YES!
Wellsboro, PA, estimated population of 3,328 and home to "Forest & Stream" sportswriter George W. Sears (1821-1890), is located just across the NY/PA border in Tioga County. It was named in honor of Mary Wells, wife to one of the settlers of the town, and, I'm sure, one heckuva woman.
Want more interesting Americana? Wellsboro was home to one of the first lightbulb factories in America, is the start of one end of the "Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania" (the Pine Creek Gorge), and today is home to the Wellsboro Diner, which, according to Google Reviewer Lisa D., has "the best fries". So stop on by, and tell 'em this auction sent ya.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellsboro,_Pennsylvania
The jersey is a Large, and fits like a large or medium. It is made by Superstars II. It is super soft and 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $1
Sold for: $5
Title: Vintage 80s Yes There Is Wellsboro Pennsylvania shirt
Description: Well, is there a Wellsboro, PA? The answer, given definitively by this shirt, is a resounding, "YES!" Should we know something about this curious city? Once again, YES!
Wellsboro, PA, estimated population of 3,328 and home to "Forest & Stream" sportswriter George W. Sears (1821-1890), is located just across the NY/PA border in Tioga County. It was named in honor of Mary Wells, wife to one of the settlers of the town, and, I'm sure, one heckuva woman.
Want more interesting Americana? Wellsboro was home to one of the first lightbulb factories in America, is the start of one end of the "Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania" (the Pine Creek Gorge), and today is home to the Wellsboro Diner, which, according to Google Reviewer Lisa D., has "the best fries". So stop on by, and tell 'em this auction sent ya.
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellsboro,_Pennsylvania
The jersey is a Large, and fits like a large or medium. It is made by Superstars II. It is super soft and 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Kevin Garnett Replica Jersey
Item: Kevin Garnett Jersey
Bought for: $1
Sold for: $2.99
Title: Vintage Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves jersey YXL
Description: One of the first things you'll notice about this jersey, amongst your observations that this is awesome, features the old T-Wolves jersey, and is from KG's rookie year of 1995-96, is that weird brown stain on it. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe a witch doctor put it there. I dunno if it'll come out, and I can't try because my washer and dryer don't work because they had a spell put on them by a witch doctor. What's that, you say? Yours work? And you just bought some OxiClean in a loving tribute to the wonderfully genial Billy Mays*? And you can't wait to try it on a tough stain? Awesome! Then buy this jersey for a bunch of money!
*You are greatly missed, Mr. Mays. You were a lot of fun on "Pitchmen", especially the episode with the grass greener product when you were rolling around.
The jersey is a Youth Extra Large (18-20). It is made by Champion. This is in great condition aside from the stain. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $1
Sold for: $2.99
Title: Vintage Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves jersey YXL
Description: One of the first things you'll notice about this jersey, amongst your observations that this is awesome, features the old T-Wolves jersey, and is from KG's rookie year of 1995-96, is that weird brown stain on it. I'm not really sure what it is. Maybe a witch doctor put it there. I dunno if it'll come out, and I can't try because my washer and dryer don't work because they had a spell put on them by a witch doctor. What's that, you say? Yours work? And you just bought some OxiClean in a loving tribute to the wonderfully genial Billy Mays*? And you can't wait to try it on a tough stain? Awesome! Then buy this jersey for a bunch of money!
*You are greatly missed, Mr. Mays. You were a lot of fun on "Pitchmen", especially the episode with the grass greener product when you were rolling around.
The jersey is a Youth Extra Large (18-20). It is made by Champion. This is in great condition aside from the stain. Thanks for looking!
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Danny Kanell Replica Jersey
Item: Danny Kanell Giants Jersey
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey YL S #13
Description: Ever notice how some auctions try to get your attention and patronage by cheaply appealing to your memories? They'll often start with something like, "Hey, remember so-and-so? Well, I've got a so-and-so jersey. Remember when he lead that team he played for to the NFC Wild Card Playoff berth in 1997? And how he played for like Florida State and set a school record for TD passes and then went on to play for the Atlanta Falcons (1999-2000), the Arena League's New York Dragons (2002) and then finished his career with the Denver Broncos (2003-2004)?" And then they'll probably mention that he almost played baseball or something. Totally bush league tactics like that.
I don't cotton to that kind of chicanery. But I am selling a Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey. The specifications and pictures are listed below.
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Starter. This is in excellent condition. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey YL S #13
Description: Ever notice how some auctions try to get your attention and patronage by cheaply appealing to your memories? They'll often start with something like, "Hey, remember so-and-so? Well, I've got a so-and-so jersey. Remember when he lead that team he played for to the NFC Wild Card Playoff berth in 1997? And how he played for like Florida State and set a school record for TD passes and then went on to play for the Atlanta Falcons (1999-2000), the Arena League's New York Dragons (2002) and then finished his career with the Denver Broncos (2003-2004)?" And then they'll probably mention that he almost played baseball or something. Totally bush league tactics like that.
I don't cotton to that kind of chicanery. But I am selling a Danny Kanell New York Giants jersey. The specifications and pictures are listed below.
The jersey is a Youth Large (14-16). It is made by Starter. This is in excellent condition. Thanks for looking!
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Vintage Western Shirt
Item: Vintage Western Shirt
Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage 80s Western shirt Pearl Snaps M 15 Cott Poly
Description: A few weeks back, I went on one of those emo ranch vacations you've all been reading about so much. It was great to get out on the range and rope cattle, but there was one problem: I forgot my awesome emo/punk ranch wear back home and as such, none of the cute emo girls would even talk to me! Then one night, while I was sleeping alone in my tent (again), the ghosts of Joe Strummer, Joey Ramone, some emo guy that died, and General George Custer appeared before me. They took me with them into the night and we rode bareback on some unicorns on the high plains before their spectres dissipated and I awoke back in my tent. I figured it was all a dream, but then I opened my back pack and to my amazement, it was now stuffed full of emo/punk western shirts with pearl snaps, with this being one of them! So bid high, because this shirt is special!
The shirt is a Medium 15 1/2, and fits like a medium. It is made by Saturdays in California. It is soft and 65% Combed Cotton, 35% Polyester. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $2
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage 80s Western shirt Pearl Snaps M 15 Cott Poly
Description: A few weeks back, I went on one of those emo ranch vacations you've all been reading about so much. It was great to get out on the range and rope cattle, but there was one problem: I forgot my awesome emo/punk ranch wear back home and as such, none of the cute emo girls would even talk to me! Then one night, while I was sleeping alone in my tent (again), the ghosts of Joe Strummer, Joey Ramone, some emo guy that died, and General George Custer appeared before me. They took me with them into the night and we rode bareback on some unicorns on the high plains before their spectres dissipated and I awoke back in my tent. I figured it was all a dream, but then I opened my back pack and to my amazement, it was now stuffed full of emo/punk western shirts with pearl snaps, with this being one of them! So bid high, because this shirt is special!
The shirt is a Medium 15 1/2, and fits like a medium. It is made by Saturdays in California. It is soft and 65% Combed Cotton, 35% Polyester. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Protoype Figurine and Hints Map
Item: Video game figure and hints map
Bought for: N/A, selling for Matt
Sold for: $5
Title: Prototype FIGURE biohazard MAP ps3 xbox 360 NEW promo
Description: I have no idea what "Prototype" is -- it could be like a new brand of gum and I wouldn't know -- but here I am, selling some stuff related to it. If you buy this, you get: the stuff in the picture. Fascinating, right?
Anyway: thanks for looking and happy bidding! Ages 4 & up and is a choking hazard!
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Bought for: N/A, selling for Matt
Sold for: $5
Title: Prototype FIGURE biohazard MAP ps3 xbox 360 NEW promo
Description: I have no idea what "Prototype" is -- it could be like a new brand of gum and I wouldn't know -- but here I am, selling some stuff related to it. If you buy this, you get: the stuff in the picture. Fascinating, right?
Anyway: thanks for looking and happy bidding! Ages 4 & up and is a choking hazard!
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Vintage Pittsburgh Pirates Shirt
Item: Vintage Pittsburgh Pirates Shirt
Bought for: $1.50
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage 90s Pittsburgh Pirates Shirt Soft L XL
Description: The word "Pirate" is from the Greek "peirates", which means "brigand". Wikipedia defines piracy as "a war-like act committed by a non-state actor, especially robbery or criminal violence committed at sea, on water, or sometimes on shore". Bearing this in mind, I can't think of a more apt name for the baseball team from Pittsburgh than the Pirates. I mean, the names Zane Smith, Mike LaValliere, and Don Slaught are pretty much synonymous with the above descriptions. Remember how Andy Van Slyke used to swing in to CF on a chandelier? Or how Orlando Merced would use a scabbard to sheath his bat? And who could forget John Smiley bringing an 1850s Colt revolver to the mound for Game 7 of the 1991 NLCS? Is anyone still reading this? Anyway, relive the glory years of the Pirates with this shirt!
The shirt is an Extra Large and measures 19" pit-to-pit. It is 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and made by Logo 7. It is from 1991. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $1.50
Sold for: $4.99
Title: Vintage 90s Pittsburgh Pirates Shirt Soft L XL
Description: The word "Pirate" is from the Greek "peirates", which means "brigand". Wikipedia defines piracy as "a war-like act committed by a non-state actor, especially robbery or criminal violence committed at sea, on water, or sometimes on shore". Bearing this in mind, I can't think of a more apt name for the baseball team from Pittsburgh than the Pirates. I mean, the names Zane Smith, Mike LaValliere, and Don Slaught are pretty much synonymous with the above descriptions. Remember how Andy Van Slyke used to swing in to CF on a chandelier? Or how Orlando Merced would use a scabbard to sheath his bat? And who could forget John Smiley bringing an 1850s Colt revolver to the mound for Game 7 of the 1991 NLCS? Is anyone still reading this? Anyway, relive the glory years of the Pirates with this shirt!
The shirt is an Extra Large and measures 19" pit-to-pit. It is 50% cotton, 50% polyester, and made by Logo 7. It is from 1991. This is in great vintage condition! Thanks for looking!
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey
Item: Authentic Barry Sanders Jersey
Bought for: $4
Sold for: $45.50
Title: Authentic Barry Sanders Detroit Lions Jersey Reebok 52
Description: Boy oh boy, do I have the auction for you. As soon as word got out that I was selling this amazing authentic Reebok Barry Sanders jersey from the mid- or even early-1990s, I was besieged with offers of diamonds, enchanted amulets, and even the power of telepathy. But "NO!", I said, "I must offer this jersey on eBay to the highest bidder! It is my sworn duty as an American!" So please, bid high, because I could be typing this with my mind if I'd succumbed to the massive in-person offers for this jersey. I am doing this all for you.
The jersey is an Extra Large 52 and everything, and I do mean everything, is stitched on. It is made by Reebok and is 100% authentic. This is NO knockoff. This is in great condition. Thanks for looking!
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Bought for: $4
Sold for: $45.50
Title: Authentic Barry Sanders Detroit Lions Jersey Reebok 52
Description: Boy oh boy, do I have the auction for you. As soon as word got out that I was selling this amazing authentic Reebok Barry Sanders jersey from the mid- or even early-1990s, I was besieged with offers of diamonds, enchanted amulets, and even the power of telepathy. But "NO!", I said, "I must offer this jersey on eBay to the highest bidder! It is my sworn duty as an American!" So please, bid high, because I could be typing this with my mind if I'd succumbed to the massive in-person offers for this jersey. I am doing this all for you.
The jersey is an Extra Large 52 and everything, and I do mean everything, is stitched on. It is made by Reebok and is 100% authentic. This is NO knockoff. This is in great condition. Thanks for looking!
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